Lstyd shi bsip dbubs soijhb d busn *cough* *cough* Sorry about that "Alien" talk. So, if you read the title, I was abducted by aliens. It was a pretty interesting experienced. I surprisingly learned some of their language. In my opinion, their language is better than any other language on earth. To speak their language, all you have to do is
dknd jnown ksnkwn kwknj pownd djdoml kdnske and then you can understand them. Its pretty easy to learn. Although, if you make ONE mistake in their language, they'll probably kill you. So, I would try to learn it with them. They don't use some letters of the alphabet in their langauge though.
For some reason, they don't use z in their language, They don't use it cause it represents
ekockp maopk dwondm kwak, so you should't say it.
Whatelse did I do? Oh, I tasted the food aliens eat. Let me say this, alien food, beats ALL the food on earth. They have this dish called wkj oj kjj and tastes FANTASTIC. If you want to taste it, you should call me and i'll have my bro poakl come abduct you. He gave me this alien phone called Glop Plog. My number is 333-444-3827-4939-2918-4928-0293-not a real number.
